Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Fuck off Quilts and CattywampusTx on Etsy

My quilts have a place of their own in my new Etsy shop CattywampusTX! Very excited to fill it up with all the stuff I've been working on. My little ADD brain is all over the place:( I have so many things I want to make all at once. Which is not necessarily a bad thing. Just need more focus power hehehe.  Here are some of the Fuck Off Blankets/Quilts I've made. 


I learn new techniques with each quilt I make. I don't plan on only making Fuck Off Quilts, I see this as a new medium for me to play with. I'm also working on smaller wall hangings. Fiber art is something I've been really wanting to dive into. Quilting has been a perfect gateway. I'm having fun adding my own dark humor to it, too. I don't like making boring things!=P

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Maybe I have brain parasites...


No. Probably not. Anyhoots, it's been almost a year since I've updated this blog. Shame on me. I don't know where to start with all the stuff I've been doingπŸ˜“. Ok, one thing at a time....







I've been busy with my little creatures. I'm excited to say that they are partying on my behalf within the French quarter in New Orleans 😈. The shop is called CUIR and its fucking cool. They specialize in handmade leather goods and art. Scott Garret is the master mind leather genius. He also makes the COOLEST voodoo dolls.
Cuirnola.com

 I've gotten into country crafts as of late, too. I made this one for myself and showed it to a few friends, and now people want a "Fuck Off" quilt of their own. That makes me so happy and very busy. ☺️
Quilts are so time consuming! A total labor of love. 

I enjoy putting the work "fuck" anywhere I can. I have other styles I'm working on with words that'll make your daddy blush.πŸ˜‰

 In kitty news...


Our little Cotton got bit by a massive ant today. Poor baby. She just doesn't learn... Don't play in the ant pile, dumb dumb!

We had rattle snake for the first time. It taste just like frog. I love frog. So it worked out. I made a killer potato salad to go with it. Keg did a great job tanning the hide.




Ok that's it for now. I'll update here more often. Yep yep yep.








Friday, August 29, 2014

Crocheting tampon ornaments and fetus hot pads.

A friend of ours asked if I could crochet bloody tampons and a fetus. I honesty did not know how but I took on the challenge. I think I did pretty good? ;)


The fetus is for a dinner party she's having if I remember correctly. She'll be using it as a hot pad:)

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Speaking of challenge... Keg was nominated for the ALS Challenege. I Helped as best to my ability... Haha!


I was nominated for the ALS challenge too. I really thought I could get away with just donating money but not according to Keg. Here's my video of him trying to convice me to not be such a poop and make a video. 

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I started seeing friends express how irritating it is that Christmas stuff is out already. I took out all the halloween decorations because I plan on celebrating for 2 months. 

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Run Run Run By Cristabellion

Our friends sent us a package in the mail containing friends. I made a move.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Rain and a classy meat wagon.

After living in West Texas for 4 months, we've only seen rain once! And finally, it poured today. Let the gardening begin.
We also had some unexpected company over. 


Cristabellies have been keeping me busy! They all want in on the spot light. What a  fuss they're making in my poor little head... Wanting to get into all sorts of trouble.
I keep reminding them all to keep their cool or else I'll drown them in sugar water and obnoxious electronic music. Oh wait... They like that. Hrm...



Sunday, April 13, 2014